did you get engaged???
Kiss
Puke
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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