so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
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We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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