everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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