Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
how does that bad decision feel?
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