he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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