Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
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my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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