no, he came in my armpit
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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