Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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