i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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