Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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