Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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