the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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