..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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