I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
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I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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