Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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