I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
you are never too drunk for berry picking
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
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Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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