omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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