I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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