She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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