i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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