this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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