I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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