it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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