Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
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You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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