porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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