you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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