He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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