you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino