If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.