i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????