When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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