No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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