U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
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I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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