his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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