You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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