Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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