I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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