Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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