i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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