kristin has been a bad kristin
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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