in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
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This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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