seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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