reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
there is glitter all over my balls
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