we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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