People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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