Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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