So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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