wakey wakey hands off snakey
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
No I am not eating basil off your cock
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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