I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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