"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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