Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
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A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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