After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
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I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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