Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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