just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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