i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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