I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
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I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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