And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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