for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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